15 Oct 2004

With all the technology advances, we are still facing the attack of common cold.

http://hk.news.yahoo.com/041016/3/15r76.html

加州一老婦排隊等待接種流感疫苗時倒地,不幸撞到頭往生
10月 16日 星期六 10:44 更新

[路透舊金山電] 加州官員週五稱，一名老婦在加州一超級市場與其他數以百計民眾一起排隊，等待接種面臨短缺的流感疫苗時，於隊伍中突然倒地，之後不幸過世。



加州拉斐特警察局長費雪稱，78歲的法蘭克琳週三在排隊時倒地不起，頭部撞到一條輸送管，不幸在週四往生。

費雪指出，當地出現不合時節的熱天氣，法蘭克琳與大批來接種疫苗的人，於Safeway超市一起排隊。「排隊的人潮大多數是上了年紀的人。任何時候都有200-300人排隊等候接種。」(完)

--編譯 張若琪;審校 張敏惠

 

08 Oct 2004

有開車的人下面的文章可以看一下喔......我花了不少時間才作好的

給開車者一封信

我是地檢署的法醫，車禍對各位車主而言，

是一件不願意見到的事，尤其是發生死 亡 車 禍，

然而，每次遇到車禍發生時，車主通常會不知道如何處理，

基於我的專業和 分享我的經驗，希望可以為你減少日後的麻煩。

首先建議各位車主在車上放置有閃光燈的相機，內要有底片，

及捲尺一把，約七公 尺左 右。當發生車禍時，

第一件事，不是和對方說誰對誰錯，而是利用相機去找照相物，

理由是臺灣的員警，不會為你花自己的錢幫你認真照相，

即使是和刑事有關的案子 也不會，我的經驗也是草草的照個三、四張，

請問三四張又如何將現場表現出來，與其 期待臺灣司法的牛步化改革，

還不如自立救濟，這也就是我為什麼要將，

車禍辦案上的 一些注意的事分享給大家，

希望每個車主知道，一來可以保護自己，

二來，也可以使臺 灣的司法對車禍案件回歸較公平的一面。

照相要注意的事項： 1. 車子前後左右都要照相

2. 撞擊點要近照，最好要放比例尺

3.煞車痕一定要照，依據老的檢察官的經驗，臺灣警員的現場圖，

十個圖有九個有問題，所以，建議你照照不會對自己不好。

4. 底盤要照相，我想很多人會問如何照相，

第一是要照有異物，不要忘記沒有東西也是一個最有利的證據。

5.擋泥板要照，可以確定撞擊方向，不要覺得自己說就是對，要為自己留 證據。

6. 最後當在為自己照相時，也要為別人照相

第二部份是和警員和檢察官做筆錄時

第一要求檢察官對對方做酒精濃度測驗，可以保護自己，

也可以確定對方是否有喝酒，如果對方不幸死亡，

則可要求抽眼球液做酒精及藥物測試，

以我的的經驗我有一個 案子表面上是車禍致死，

可是做完酒精及藥物測試後，才知道死者是先死藥物中毒死亡，

後發生車禍，如果沒有做酒精及藥物測試，

車主可能就要白白吃牢飯。臺灣的司法 是你沒有要求檢察官做，

檢察官是不會主動幫你做。

所以建議你自己要求做酒精濃度及 藥物測驗。

第二要求檢察官照相，要照什麼呢？要照自己和對方身上的傷，

這在日後法律上要 求時，或判定違規肇事上有很大的用，

像一定要要求照左腳上的傷，這是根據1990美國的法醫報告中

一個重要車禍責任判定，我想臺灣很多檢察官還不知道如何用此項證據

作為法庭證據，重要的事你要求檢察官做，

他才一定會去問人，如何用此證據。

第三告訴檢察官你有照片，你洗一份給他，

但記得底片一定要自己留著，不要給檢察官，

因為你不知道你遇到是否認真，或是敗類型的檢察官，

你要知道臺灣少數檢察官 的風紀是有問題的，

我想看臺灣的新聞就知道，不需要我多說。

把證據留在自己身上最 安 全。最後態度要客氣，因為臺灣的檢察官是得罪不起的，

他們最怕記者。法醫的工作不只要確認死因，

更重要的是預防死亡的再次發生------美國法醫書上的開門見山的第一句話，

但是臺灣的司法制度中，常以偵察不公開不要法醫提出任何危險的警訊，

而愚弄市民，不讓老百姓知道事實的真象，

更重要的不讓老百姓知道預防的方法。

我的經驗像一段路連續死亡車禍發生，為了偵察不公開，

不知道有多少駕駛者， 在不知道危險的狀況下而發生車禍，

又要害死多少人，只有每天看著一個個家庭破碎，

才會想寫此文或許這篇文章中對你有用，

如果對你有用你也希望能傳給你的朋友，

提醒 他注意自己的安全和權力，讓臺灣的車禍大大的減少。

一個不希望再看到臺灣人不明不白的被起訴的法醫留

08 Oct 2004

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6 August 2004

日本東京
在人流不息的銀座廣場，一日本男子不小心刮開了一日本單身女人的超短裙。日本男人還沒有開口，那日本單身女人一個90度的大鞠躬︰"不好意思，給您添麻煩了，都怪裙子的質量不好......"說完，取出一個別針別好，又匆匆走掉。
 
美國紐約
在人來人往的時代廣場，一美國男子不小心刮開了一美國單身女人的超短裙。美國男人還沒開口，那美國單身女人立刻從身上摸出一張名片來︰這是我律師的電話，他會找你詳細談關于你性騷擾我的事情，你可以做好準備，我們法庭上見......" 說完記下美國男子的姓名電話，揚頭走掉。
 
法國巴黎
在聞名于世的凱旋門廣場上，一法國男子不小心刮開了一法國單身女人的超短裙。法國男人還沒開口，那法國單身女人咯咯一笑，然後細手搭肩的說道︰"如果你不介意的話， 送我一枝玫瑰來向我道歉......"說完。法國男人從花店買了一枝玫瑰，還請她去酒吧喝上一杯， 然後兩人一起去一家小旅館再研究一下超短裙以內的事情了......
 
英國倫敦
在泰晤士河邊的教堂廣場上，一英國男子不小心刮開了一英國單身女人的超短裙。英國男人還沒開口，那英國單身女人忙用手里的報紙遮住裙子開了的部分，紅著臉說︰"先生，可以先送我回家嗎？我家就在前面不遠......"說完。英國男人把自己的上衣脫下來，披在她身上。叫了一輛Taxi，安全的把她送到家，又換了一件裙子。
 
中國重慶
在人頭簇動的解放碑前，一重慶男子不小心刮開了一重慶單身女人的超短裙。重慶男人還沒開口，那重慶單身女人揚手一記響亮的耳光， 還抓住重慶男人的脖領子不放︰"你這個寶器！敢吃老**豆腐，跟我去見110去......"
 
台灣西門町
在台灣的西門町裡，一台客不小心刮開了一女學生的超短學生裙。台客還沒開口，那個女學生咯咯一笑，對著你說："價錢還沒談攏就要先看貨了啊"
 
香港銅鑼灣
在人山人海的時代廣場，一中年男子不小心刮開了一年約18女生的超短裙。中年男人還沒有開口，那女生就開口 : "我屌你老母呀！ 你當我流架?你咪撚走呀 ！我依家拖馬來收你皮"
 
韓國斧山
在斧山的街上，一中年男子不小心刮開了一年約18女生的超短裙。中年男人還沒有開口，那女生二話不說便踢出一個turning kick, 然後冷冷地說: 你不知道我是跆拳道黑帶 2段的嗎?
 
泰國曼谷
在曼谷的街上，一中年男子不小心刮開了一年約18女生的超短裙。中年男人忙亂地道歉，那女生優雅地雙手合十於面前，緩慢地作一姿勢優美的敬禮，以嬌人欲滴的聲音說:"先生…唔緊要，其實我係男人。"

6 August 2004

5 August 2004

4 August 2004
http://www.wh-og.hs-niederrhein.de/~docx/blog/pics/best_toilet_ever.jpg
A See-Through Toilet on the Street of Switzerland.

1 August 2004
http://211.140.33.175/ganjison/8eskybbsv51/dispbbs.asp?boardID=8&ID=711&page=11

[转帖]摩托罗拉公司的一道受用终身的测试题
给你做一道题吧…… 测试一下看看你是不是通得过自已对自已的考验 这是一家公司要招收新的职员其中一个测试的问题…… 你开着一辆车。 在一个暴风雨的晚上。 你经过一个车站。 有三个人正在等公共汽车。 一个是快要死的老人，好可怜的。 一个是医生，他曾救过你的命，是大恩人，你做梦都想报答他。 还有一个女人/男人，她/他是那种你做梦都想嫁/娶的人，也许错过就没有了。 但你的车只能坐一个人，你会如何选择那？请解释一下你的理由。 在你看下面的话之前仔细考虑一下

我不知道这是不是一个对你性格的测试, 因为每一个回答都有他自己的原因。 老人快要死了，你首先应该先救他。 然而，每个老人最后都只能把死作为他们的终点站, 你先让那个医生上车，因为他救过你，你认为这是个好机会报答他。 同时有些人认为一样可以在将来某个时候去报答他, 但是你一旦错过了这个机会，你可能永远不能遇到一个让你这么心动的人了。 在200个应征者中，只有一个人被雇佣了，他并没有解释他的理由，他只是说了以下的话 "给医生车钥匙，让他带着老人去医院，而我则留下来陪我的梦中情人一起等公车!" 每个人我认识的人都认为以上的回答是最好的，但没有一个人（包括我在内）一开始都没想到。 是否是因为我们从未想过要放弃我们手中已经拥有的优势（车钥匙）? 有时，如果我们能放弃一些我们的固执，狭隘，和一些优势的话，我们可能会得到更多

28 July 2004
Forwarded by Shirly Fung

>>標題: 10 條問題...最尾O個條...真係.....
>>
>>  1. 睇三級片同睇烹任節目有乜野相同既地方呢??
>>2. 乜o野人天生得一隻手?
>>  3. 最遲鈍的魚是甚麼魚？
>>  4. 一隻青蛙，五隻蚊和一條蛇放在一起，共有幾多隻腳？
>>  5. 一個人由10呎高同1呎高跌落黎有咩分別？
>>6.著o左潛水衣可以潛水,著o左跑鞋可以跑步,咁樣,著乜O野可以飛上天?
>>  7. 牛奶放係邊永遠都唔會發毛?
>>  8. 有甚麼東西有三個口，你有我都有？
>>  9. 甚麼生了毛代表己經成熟
>>10.深海中有一隻鯊魚不小心吞下一顆綠豆,瞬間牠變成了....?
>> > >
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>> > > .
>> > > .
>> > > ..
>>  1. 有得睇無得食
>>  2. 不求人
>>  3. "慢"魚
>>  4. 一隻都無 (青蛙吃蚊，蛇吃青蛙)
>>  5. 10呎：哎呀 --> BOOM,1呎： BOOM --> 哎呀
>>  6. 雀仔
>>  7. 自己個肚
>>  8. 褲
>>  9. 粟米
>>  10. 綠豆鯊

25 July 2004
http://ed.sjtu.edu.cn/rank/rank-2003.mht
 

25 July 2004
http://ed.sjtu.edu.cn/rank/rank-America.mht

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40 mistakes of men will make while having sex with a woman  24 July 2004, forwarded by Gary Chang

[1] NOT KISSING FIRST.
Avoiding her lips and diving straight for the erogenous zones makes her feel like you're paying by the hour and trying to get your money's worth by cutting out nonessentials. A proper passionate kiss is the ultimate form of foreplay.

[2] BLOWING TOO HARD IN HER EAR.
Admit it, some kid at school told you girls love this. Well, there's a difference between being erotic and blowing as if you're trying to extinguish the candles on your 50th birthday cake. That hurts.

[3] NOT SHAVING.
You often forget you have a porcupine strapped to your chin which you rake repeatedly across your partner's face and thighs. When she turns her head from side to side, it's not passion, it's avoidance.

[4] SQUEEZING HER BREAST.
Most men act like a housewife testing a melon for ripeness when they get their hand on a pair. Stroke, caress, and smooth them.

[5] BITING HER NIPPLES.
Why do men fasten onto a woman's nipples, then clamp down like they're trying to deflate her body via her breasts? Nipples are highly sensitive. They can't stand up to chewing. Lick and suck them gently. Flicking your tongue across them is good. Pretending they're a doggie toy isn't.

[6] TWIDDLING HER NIPPLES.
Stop doing that thing where you twiddle the nipples between finger and thumb like you're trying to find a radio station in a hilly area. Focus on the whole breasts, not just the exclamation points.

[7] IGNORING THE OTHER PARTS OF HER BODY.
A woman is not a highway with just three turnoffs: Breastville East and West, and the Midtown Tunnel. There are vast areas of her body which you've ignored far too often as you go bombing straight into downtown Vagina. So start paying them some attention.

[8] GETTING THE HAND TRAPPED.
Poor manual dexterity in the underskirt region can result in tangled fingers and underpants. If you're going to be that aggressive, just ask her to take the damn things off.

[9] LEAVING HER A LITTLE PRESENT.
Condom disposal is the man's responsibility. You wore it, you store it.

[10] ATTACKING THE CLITORIS.
Direct pressure is very unpleasant, so gently rotate your fingers along side of the clitoris.

[11] STOPPING FOR A BREAK.
Women, unlike men, don't pick up where they left off. If you stop, they plummet back to square one very fast. If you can tell she's not there, keep going at all costs, numb jaw or not.

[12] UNDRESSING HER AWKWARDLY.
Women hate looking stupid, but stupid she will look when naked at the waist with a sweater stuck over her head. Unwrap her like an elegant present, not a kid's toy.

[13] GIVING HER A WEDGIE DURING FOREPLAY.
Stroking her gently through her panties can be very sexy. Pulling the material up between her thighs and yanking it back and forth is not.

[14] BEING OBSESSED WITH THE VAGINA.
Although most men can find the clitoris without maps, they still believe that the vagina is where it's all at. No sooner is your hand down there than you're trying to stuff stolen banknotes up a chimney. This is okay in principle, but if you're not careful, it can hurt - so don't get carried away. It's best to pay more attention to her clitoris and the exterior of her vagina at first, then gently slip a finger inside her and see if she likes it.

[15] MASSAGING TOO ROUGHLY.
You're attempting to give her a sensual, relaxing massage to get her in the mood. Hands and fingertips are okay; elbows and knees are not.

[16] UNDRESSING PREMATURELY.
Don't force the issue by stripping before she's at least made some move toward getting your stuff off, even if it's just undoing a couple of buttons.

[17] TAKING YOUR PANTS OFF FIRST.
A man in socks and underpants is at his worst. Lose the socks first.

[18] GOING TOO FAST.
When you get to the penis-in-vagina situation, the worst thing you can do is pump away like an industrial power tool - she'll soon feel like an assembly line worker made obsolete by your technology. Build up slowly, with clean, straight, regular thrusts.

[19] GOING TOO HARD.
If you bash your great triangular hip bones into her thigh or stomach, the pain is equal to two weeks of horseback riding concentrated into a few seconds.

[20] COMING TOO SOON.
Every man's fear. With reason. If you shoot before you see the whites of her eyes, make sure you have a backup plan to ensure her pleasure too.

[21] NOT COMING SOON ENOUGH.
It may appear to you that humping for an hour without climaxing is the mark of a sex god, but to her it's more likely the mark of a numb vagina. At least buy some intriguing wall hangings, so she has something to hold her interest while you're playing Marathon Man.

[22] ASKING IF SHE HAS COME.
You really ought to be able to tell. Most women make noise. But if you really don't know, don't ask

[23] PERFORMING ORAL SEX TOO GENTLY.
Don't act like a giant cat at a saucer of milk. Get your whole mouth down there, and concentrate on gently rotating or flicking your tongue on her clitoris.

[24] NUDGING HER HEAD DOWN.
Men persist in doing this until she's eyeball-to-penis, hoping that it will lead very swiftly to mouth-to-penis. All women hate this. It's about three steps from being dragged to a cave by their hair. If you want her to use her mouth, use yours; try talking seductively to her.

[25] NOT WARNING HER BEFORE YOU CLIMAX.
Sperm tastes like sea water mixed with egg white. Not everybody likes it. When she's performing oral sex, warn her before you come so she can do what's necessary.

[26] MOVING AROUND DURING FELLATIO.
Don't thrust. She'll do all the moving during fellatio. You just lie there. And don't grab her head.

[27] TAKING ETIQUETTE ADVICE FROM PORN MOVIES.
In X-rated movies, women seem to love it when men ejaculate over them. In real life, it just means more laundry to do.

[28] MAKING HER RIDE ON TOP FOR AGES.
Asking her to be on top is fine. Lying there grunting while she does all the hard work is not. Caress her gently, so that she doesn't feel quite so much like the captain of a schooner. And let her have a rest.

[29] ATTEMPTING ANAL SEX AND PRETENDING IT WAS AN ACCIDENT.
This is how men earn a reputation for not being able to follow directions. If you want to put it there, ask her first. And don't think that being drunk is an excuse.

[30] TAKING PICTURES.
When a man says, "Can I take a photo of you?" she'll hear the words"__to show my buddies." At least let her have custody of them.

[31] NOT BEING IMAGINATIVE ENOUGH.
Imagination is anything from drawing patterns on her back to pouring honey on her and licking it off. Fruit, vegetables, ice and feathers are all handy props; hot candle wax and permanent dye are a no no.

[32] SLAPPING YOUR STOMACH AGAINST HERS.
There is no less erotic noise. It's as sexy as a belching contest.

[33] ARRANGING HER IN STUPID POSES.
If she wants to do advanced yoga in bed, fine, but unless she's a Romanian gymnast, don't get too ambitious. Ask yourself if you want a sexual partner with snapped hamstrings.

[34] LOOKING FOR HER PROSTATE.
Read this carefully: Anal stimulation feels good for men because they have a prostate. Women don't.

[35] GIVING LOVE BITES.
It is highly erotic to exert some gentle suction on the sides of the neck, if you do it carefully. No woman wants to have to wear turtlenecks and jaunty scarves for weeks on end.

[36] BARKING INSTRUCTIONS.
Don't shout encouragement like a coach with a megaphone. It's not a big turn-on.

[37] TALKING DIRTY.
It makes you sound like a lonely magazine editor calling a 1-900line. If she likes nasty talk, she'll let you know

[38] NOT CARING WHETHER SHE COMES.
You have to finish the job. Keep on trying until you get it right, and she might even do the same for you.

[39] SQUASHING HER.
Men generally weigh more than women, so if you lie on her a bit too heavily, she will turn blue.

[40] THANKING HER.
Never thank a woman for having sex with you. Your bedroom is not a soup kitchen.

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God said let there be:

V = Є = - ~{!R~} E*dr Felectric = Q1Q2/4~{&P~}eR^2

Є = І*Ω Q = C/V E = F/Q

P = I^2*Ω U = eV

~{&5~} = ~{!R~} E*dA = qenc/e0

Fmagnetic = Q*(V^ x B^)

~{!R~} B*dA = 0 Fmagnetic = KmQ1Q2/R^2

~{!R~} B*dr = ~{&L~}0*I + d/dt(~{!R~} E*dr)

Є = ~{!R~} E*dr = - d/dt(~{!R~} B*dA)


And there was light on Earth.

(IM me if any of the above equations is wrong, I just did it on the top of my head)

Do you people realize how many integrals, vectors, and derivatives it takes to create light? Have any of you stopped in the middle of playing your games and thought about how great Newton, Leibniz, Gauss, Euler, Edison, Ampere, Maxwell, Faraday, Ohm, and Coulomb are??? Well I have. I think they are the greatest people to ever live on this planet. They have contributed some much to modern engineering techniques and concepts that it's not even funny. Almost every thing that we use and take for granted is developed because of the Calculus. Without the Calculus we are just a bunch of nomads without light in the night. We will have no more IMing, ICQing, or any of that sort of crap. My whole point of writing this entry is to commend the hardwork and brilliance of the past greats. They are the ones who should really deserve some e-props for what they have done. And next time you IM someone to ask about your science homework or whatever, stop for a minute and think about the people who helped made IMing possible, such as Newton.

 

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